You can choose having sex with this girl, or having unlimited beer the rest of your life BUT it's Natty Lite -- which do you choose?
People keep asking him for a pen the rest of his life. Will be a hard two years.
“All community members are equal, but some members are more equal than others.”
When your new mother-in-law doesn't quite fit with the rest of the family...
'Found this written in the bathroom stall of a Michigan highway rest stop.'
'Activators are moderate intensity exercises and you’ll need between 2-3 days rest between stretchers.’
'Pumpers are low intensity exercises and you’ll need 1 day rest between pumpers.’
'Stretchers are high intensity exercises and you’ll need between 3-4 days rest between activators.’