Why waste money on bras when there is a perfectly good was of duct tape handy.
Ugh, this person would kill me if they found out this picture of their Coke can was in my gallery. Please, no one say anything.
'Well, it says right here on your resume that you're a lion, you're hired!'
'Under special skills it says 'knows what a microphone is.' Well, I'm sold.'
Everyone in the gymnastics tournament thinks Foot Head has an unfair advantage but they're too chicken to say anything about it.
Don’t say anything and hug a person in the room with you right now just like this!