When you tryna enter the sex toy industry but have no idea what you're doing.
When you could go to the beach and not worry about what's happening at the office.
This is what happens when you let your toddler pick out your tattoo colors.
When you already have an Elektra but could totally use this second one too.
‘When the doctors removed the bandages after two weeks, I thought, they're nice, but still too small.’
For when you're rich enough for a baller paint job but too poor for the car you want.
'My son started to cry when he saw Santa, so I decided it'd be a good idea if we all joined too.'
'I never really put too much thought into my health or my eating habits growing up so food was my go to for any occasion.