When being motivated to drink for the sake of drinking is too much trouble.
Kevin enjoyed the fact that people’s homes were flooded a little too much.
Frosty has had WAY too much eggnog to deal family Christmas bullshit right now.
‘Pic on the right is after losing almost 100 lbs. in 2012. It was one of the first times I had ever allowed anyone to take a picture of me in a bikini.’
This banner only took a few minutes to take down, but I had to hire a special truck to take it to the dump, which came out of my salary.
She knew she had to get out of the airline industry when she couldn’t take a punch anymore.
The guy wearing boxes was a little freaked out when a Terminator showed up to take him up on it.
This hand drier is too hilarious. I'm turning in my badge again. I'll just figure out some other job that lets me be the real me. A man that LOVES hilarious graffiti.
This took a few hours to clean up, but I had to take all of the boxes to the recycling plant 4 cities over which, let me tell you, that's a drive.