'Here's the most fucked up thing I own. She was a gift made by and from my uncle. Her ass is huge, she's life sized, her name is Chelsea and she's supposed to resemble me.'
Geeze, my robot bosses are really going to rake me over the coals for that one.
10. Aleister Crowley Did Magical Rituals in the Great Pyramid.. on his Honeymoon
Kirsan Ilyumzhinov former President of the Russian Republic of Kalmykia claims aliens invented Chess and he was abducted.