I think we found where the leak in the oil pipeline came from: silly bear thought it was honey.
Someone somewhere out there thought this was a good marketing idea. It's not.
‘They kept me like that until around the last week of January when they thought it was manageable, then I came round and they reduced the drugs.’
This banner only took a few minutes to take down, but I had to hire a special truck to take it to the dump, which came out of my salary.
Oh god, I just came out of this bender for a second and for some reason I have eaten my stapler.
i thought i'd at least be trained on all the crap i lied to you about though