If man had a uniform of manliness, that outfit would be one-quarter chainmail.
This photo of a woman with a dog for a face was taken a quarter past 10am. Not so perfect timing.
Nothing like a quarter pounder with cheese to make you forget your house is gone.
Also, if you're a doctor, tell me how to get a jagged metal quarter out of my stomach.
This photo of a man with watermelons for boobs was taken a quarter past 5pm. Not so perfect timing.
However now you'll find art carved into any type of coin, including quarters.
Last week, when I was at the bar I ate a quarter because some lady said she'd buy me a drink if I did.
In December 2001, Kicker Bill Gramatica tore his ACL during a celebratory jump after a first quarter, 43-yard field goal.
I can't really get any healthier in 1 week so I may as well just eat this Double Quarter-Pounder with cheese for dinner