This only took a few minutes to clean up, but these bras belong to my dead wife. WHY WOULD KIDS DO THIS!?
I just can't trust Vodka after it told me that marrying my wife was a good idea. Right everybody? Remember when I badmouthed wives? That was fun.
When you get sick of driving, Uber has a new service that just picks up your car.
Reminds me of when I vacuum but don’t pick up my pile of clothes on the floor.