This is hilarious. Seriously though, this dog is probably really sick after eating this.
This is named after the cat on the package. Get your mind out of the gutter.
When giants go to the dentist, everyone hopes they don’t have to pull a tooth.
Excuse me sir, but Colombo would like to ask your girlfriend a few questions if ya don’t mind.
I don't think comparing us to a police state is the right way to go with this. Good try, though!
I don't know who those other two characters are. They're probably from Breaking Bad, right?