This is Sophie Taylor. She is an Australian model that has been seen partying with Prince William on the weekends recently and Kate Middleton can't be happy.
Kate Middleton can't be a good stand up comedian without putting the proper time in.
Kate Middleton can't be one of the Spice Girls. They aren't active anymore.
Kate Middleton can't be at the bottom of the sea without being in some type of submarine.
Herself! Keep being you Kate Middleton. Sorry about the Sophie Taylor thing.
Kate Middleton can't be an old person. A wizard cursed her and now she will be young forever.
Kate Middleton can't be friends with Sophie Taylor. They're from two different worlds.
Now enjoy 29 more photos of Sophie Taylor while I list off other things Kate Middleton can't be.
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