When you ask for extra mayo and the kid making your sandwich busts a nut instead.
In order to best resemble Melania, those procedures include a Brazilian butt lift, liposuction, a tummy tuck, nose job, eyelid lift, and breast construction revision.
Museum employees break, then superglue back together King Tut’s burial mask.
When your boss asks you to lock the mowers and your only thought is 'That is NOT my job.'
If your job is based purely on looks alone, why would you be surprised when you don’t get the job if you don’t look the part?