When you ask for extra mayo and the kid making your sandwich busts a nut instead.
In order to best resemble Melania, those procedures include a Brazilian butt lift, liposuction, a tummy tuck, nose job, eyelid lift, and breast construction revision.
Museum employees break, then superglue back together King Tut’s burial mask.
When you link your Facebook profile to your job application and this is the first thing people see...
When your boss asks you to lock the mowers and your only thought is 'That is NOT my job.'