No one has figured out how this mother keeps her six-pack abs despite being five months pregnant.
Metacarpal Gloves: Designed to protect your hands from mining accidents, these babies are padded, reinforced and badass.
Protection: Whether you are evacuating or holed up in your house, you might encounter trouble, such as looters, and you will want to protect yourself. Tasers, pepper spray, flare guns... pick your weapon of choice.
Being pregnant making you fat? Wear a tight band around your stomach for 6 to 8 hours a day!
Even Babies Hate It When You Go To Someone’s House And The Damn Dog Starts Licking Your Face
When you get married, next thing ya know a baby will fly right out of your woman.