When you win one of those bears at the fair and realize you have to drive it home.
These are great until he goes home to “have sparing practice with Splinter” if you know what I mean.
You know we live in a weird society when hookers have to have their own funeral home.
You know it’s a good wedding when the groom is already PLOWED before it even starts.
When you want your butt to hurt even more from sitting at the computer all day.