I had my partner search your pockets and we've got 4 joints, a bong and a vape pen.
Popping wheelies with a flag adorned bike? Check out this real man, everybody!
I told you that naked Russian woman on the back of the bike was going to fall!
Knife: Just a small pocket knife will do, for cutting rope, clothing, bandages, etc. And there are still those cave zombies to worry about...
When you run out of TP, you wipe ya carmel drizzle on the counter I guess.
The creators of World Naked Bike Ride and World Naked Gardening Day help each other out to the point that the bike ride's founder help the gardening day founders with web hosting.