Once again Dad refuses to stop for directions while looking for the banana tree.
Guys, my Christmas tree keeps saying it’s going to exterminate me. What should I do?
Sis just ordered the hacking of his Christmas presents and invaded his Tree Fort.
The Christmas tree wouldn’t leave after two months so he decided to threaten it.
This man and his christmas tree should be ashamed of themselves for photobombing this picture of a dog desperately clawing at a window.
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'
I too leave half-full bottles of water around my house. Dildos? Not so much.
This took an hour to clean up. I was allowed to keep the tinfoil afterwards, which was like a Christmas bonus for me. It was the best day of my life.
This took a full day to clean up. I couldn't find a crane so I had to drop them from the roof by hand. All of the furniture was broken. The worst part is it's my furniture. Now I have nothing.
I originally thought the LaLa Land Photoshop was the best Photoshop, but then I changed my mind while I was giving them the award. So embarrassing.