Hey, what the hell are you calling security for? I know my rights! I read the box DON'T TASE ME BRO
We've got a man down here. And by man I mean donut. Get it? All right, that's my time.
I don't know who those other two characters are. They're probably from Breaking Bad, right?
It's good to know the first human head transplant was a success and also they put a man's head onto a child's body.
'All I ask that my employees know their rights from lefts and also how arrows work.'
'It says right here that you know what a mop is and how to use it. I can't picture anyone lying about that.'
I don't know why this exists, but I also don't know why Arizona exists so you know, whatever.