When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...
“A year ago, I made my husband promise to still love my body after I gave birth.”
‘Apparently I touched his face and said 'I don't know who this is, get him out of here' to my mum.’
‘This year when I was dating a man, he asked me for my driver's license, when I gave it to him he told me I looked a lot older than 41-years-old and that was the last straw.’
‘My colon was completely blocked up and my stomach was so distended, I couldn't breathe properly, because my diaphragm was inside out.’
'I was always the happy girl but I wanted to genuinely be happy with myself inside and out so I started my weight-loss journey.’
'My father gave me much encouragement after I signed up for the competition. My family also think it's a very positive thing to do.'
Amy Schumer tries to prank Kanye by pretending to pass out in front of him and he just...walks away.
‘I have never met my sugar daddy. I’ve only spoken him with him on the phone.’
Vince refuses to let his condition stop him from doing anything, telling Daily Mail that 'I just set my mind to something and I go out and do my best.’