This guy comes to your door selling girl scout cookies. What do you do? Is it worth the thin mints?
What would you do if these two were trick or treating at your door on Halloween?
This glacier sank the Titanic. Do not let it sink you on your quest to view the 2 butts.
That’s probably not hard to do considering there’s a lot of flat butts over there…
Even if the invite said clothes were optional, you should probably still keep your clothes on.
If you are old enough to be in the kid's section at the library, you should not be watching porn.
Will the banana guard protect your banana? Yes. Do you have daily activities that endanger your banana? Not really. So do you need a banana guard? Again, no.