If your shoes are the American flag, does that mean you're stepping on the flag?
This is what happens when you let your toddler pick out your tattoo colors.
When you park in the one spot with a puddle and don’t want to get your shoes dirty.
When your mom won’t buy you Air Jordans because “shoes don’t grow on trees.”
As a girl, the top of your head is not as important as the dope-ass shoes I shelled out $80 for.