That’s right, apparently girls are now wearing duct tape to go out clubbing.
Why waste money on bras when there is a perfectly good was of duct tape handy.
When you get so drunk you pass out while eating the body of a tiger and wearing its head like a mask.
When you are falling out of the car drunk and don’t want to miss the game.
This is what it looks like when you pass out for three hours while drunk-cooking macaroni.
Ugh, we'd be lucky if we got out of this by only giving that doctor ten million dollars. Pass.
I Hope She Doesn’t Pass Out With The Blood Rushing To Her Head, Because I Almost Did
Man Vs turd: when it’s so big you pass out and your friends shave your head.
The sandwich artist just passed out from all the blood rushing away from his head.
'My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear.'