I have no idea if that guy on the right is wearing pants and that is freaking me out.
Sure, but when we fall asleep like that our coworkers tell us to put our pants back on! Double standards!
'My friend asked me to put together his dating profile for him. I hid sloth faces in all of the pictures.'
He says “Come with me and you’ll be in a world of imagination.” – Every time he takes his pants off.
Nothing motivates Batman more to save Robin when his shirt and pants are off.
I can't tell if it's the off-center hat, the thong, the double-layered shirt or the dropped pants that scream 'TRASH' at me.
'Thanks Grandma, now tell me some other lies like that my parents love me and I wasn't adopted.'