Hookers appear to be in short supply of appropriate-length pants these days.
If she's wearing heels in the desert, chances are 100% that she's a hooker.
Protip: is she wearing heels on the side of an Interstate at 1:00 p.m.? She's probably a hooker.
This guy doesn't need you to make fun of his paint mess. He needs you to help him clean up his paint mess. Sorry, paint man. I have failed you.
You know we live in a weird society when hookers have to have their own funeral home.