When you think using a Hello Kitty guitar will help get followers on your 16-year-old Myspace page.
…but what do you think -- is she deserving of all those followers and the title ‘World’s Hottest Helicopter Pilot,’ or is she all hype and no substance?
I've got to assume one of the other 4 comments was something like 'What the actual fuck is wrong with you'
'I fly small helicopters, like R22s and R44s, and inside those helicopters you're able to see everything, including what's below you.’
What do you think – is Daria’s hair beautiful, or is she just begging to get it stuck in a desk fan?
'You know what my life is missing? A giant fake his-and-hers beard with a PB&J theme,' said no one ever.
In other words, Lure’s figure and complexion are fantastically unattainable for 66% (or two thirds, if you get what I’m saying here) of the American population.
This is what your parents paid for you to go to college for, right? Getting fucked up in a field for three days at a music festival and rolling around in glitter?
'Can I get one taco with no shell please?' 'So you want a taco salad?' 'No I want a taco with no shell, idiot.'
Rope and Ratchets: No, not those ghetto ratchets, but ratchets that can save your life. Rope has a variety of uses and the ratchets can be just the pulley or support system you will need to get to safety.