'You know what my life is missing? A giant fake his-and-hers beard with a PB&J theme,' said no one ever.
In other words, Lure’s figure and complexion are fantastically unattainable for 66% (or two thirds, if you get what I’m saying here) of the American population.
'Can I get one taco with no shell please?' 'So you want a taco salad?' 'No I want a taco with no shell, idiot.'
Rope and Ratchets: No, not those ghetto ratchets, but ratchets that can save your life. Rope has a variety of uses and the ratchets can be just the pulley or support system you will need to get to safety.