America was founded in 1776. Bikinis were invented in 1776. COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT.
If you ever find yourself hopping at the gym, chances are you're doing it wrong.
Venus Fly Traps can only be found natively in the Carolinas and nowhere else in the world.
No shame in shortening your box jump until you refuse to do it and faceplant anyway.
Portable Oxygen: These small cans of oxygen will each only give you a few minutes worth of shallow breathing life, but that could be enough to save you. Pack as many as you can fit in with your gear.
Fire Blanket: You can put out a fire with it, use it to protect your skin from flames, or it can keep you warm when temperatures drop to freezing.
If you are too lazy to hold your phone to your ear, you are probably too lazy to go out and buy a cellphone holder for your head.