Dude's a genius. He gets to piss off his ex AND get some free porn out of it because she's dumb.
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
One woman received car eyelashes from a friend for Christmas, 'Because I had great eyelashes so he figured my car should too.' No, no it shouldn't. It should never.
'You know what my life is missing? A giant fake his-and-hers beard with a PB&J theme,' said no one ever.
‘I walk my dog in the park for 30 minutes every day. This is one of the best things that I do all day as he loves it and I love it too,’ Carolyn explains.
The infamous '1 Night in Paris' video came out in 2004. Filmed with Rick Salomon, he and Paris used the night vision setting on the camera...but if you ask us, they should've just filmed in the dark so no one could see it.