'Let's keep the location of the toilet paper our little secret.' - The person that built this.
This would have made Glenn's death on The Walking Dead a little easier to take.
A sound byte of Neil Armstrong saying 'That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind' followed by thirty toilet flushes
'What really sparked my motivation to lose weight was walking to class one day at the end of my junior year and I was literally losing my breath walking a few flights of stairs,' she said.
I use to love mayo, but with this all that it makes me think of is how much I miss my brother.
French Onion grilled cheese likes long walks on the beach and being inside my stomach.
I was unable to remove this car from the flagpole. Much like before, this was my car. Now, I walk everywhere.
My doctor says if I keep eating fails, he'll have to cut off one of my seven feet.
“Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass…”