Every man has access to a good old fashion swimming hole. If you don't, I mean, are you a man?
The Old Man In The Tree hated that he was stuck outside Carl’s bedroom. Gross.
When they said Grandpa was a war veteran we didn’t know he was THIS old. Dang.
The girl music group '8 women and 1 old man' welcomes their newest member.
Old Cindy Stink Foot was always trying to get people to “shake hands” this way.
I don't know about you, but I would not want a ten year old who is notoriously a bad student as my EMT.
If you are this man and you fell into a cactus patch, know that other people are using you as an example of what a bad day is. For that, I apologize.