In lieu of subway elections, subway official positions are decided through feats of strength.
Want to fall asleep while holding a pizza? The subway is the place for that.
Don't worry. This lady carrying a sledgehammer is a judge in subway court.
It's completely okay to wear all black and bring your pet raven on the subway.
Yes, that man got his boner stuck in the subway doors right after this photo was taken. Yes, there is footage if you look for it.