Oh, cute. A baby! ... God, I hope I'm not being offensive with these assumptions.
I'm sorry if I'm being pandering. I'm a man that was asked to write this. I'm just trying my best. Here's a makeup tutorial!
Just kidding. I'm a man but even I know that the glass ceiling is awful. I hope that gets shattered soon!
‘I'm a bit nervous to have sex for the first time after surgery because I'm not sure if something is going to go wrong down there or if it's going to hurt.’
Lace gloves are a thing women love, right? Oh, god. I'm really stretching here.
I think women love Sleater Kinney? Once again, I am a man. I'm firing blind here.