He works at the last bookstore in his neighborhood and NEVER shuts up about it.
I would have given this kid an A if he didn't say 'this' twice at the bottom of the page.
He has no idea who he woke up next to: a lot of catnip was done last night. A LOT.
Horror movie idea; “Face Swap” but it really works and now he has to walk around like that.
He was also a talking pig, but he wasn't a good writer so the next best job he could get was working at a slaughterhouse.