This sign is stupid and that idiocy is like a sweet syrup for my fail dinner.
Hello, I am the Fail Monster. I am a monster that subsists on a diet of fails. Behold while I feast.
I unfortunately must use a scooter to move around because I am too fat from eating fails.
But fails are so sweet and I am the fail monster. I can't help my weird diet.
A knife sale for back to school? I should not eat a fail this sweet. It might give me high fail-esterol.
He said I should eat more successes because they are better for my monster digestion.
My doctor says if I keep eating fails, he'll have to cut off one of my seven feet.
The problem is that fails are so readily available. If there weren't fails everywhere, I would eat better.
My monster tummy is filled with all of these sign fails, but I must keep eating.
Cat watched “Ted” and is waiting for this thing to come to life and smoke a bowl with him.