Man Vs turd: when it’s so big you pass out and your friends shave your head.
When you get so drunk you pass out while eating the body of a tiger and wearing its head like a mask.
As a girl, the top of your head is not as important as the dope-ass shoes I shelled out $80 for.
This man is so drunk that he doesn't even know that Tom Hanks is his best friend. Watch out!
Dude's a genius. He gets to piss off his ex AND get some free porn out of it because she's dumb.
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
'I get a lot of positive feedback from family and friends, just saying how proud they are of me and how genuinely happy to see me happy in my own skin they are,’ she explains.
Her turning point came when she was talking about her negative body image with a friend, who pointed out that she was being overly critical.
When people find out her real age, she says she gets bombarded with questions on how she kept such youthful looks.