'And you say you know how to keep dinosaurs from escaping their enclosures and ravaging my park? Great! You're hired. Welcome to Jurassic Park!'
This is how my boss told me to park Fed Ex trucks. He's been fired for a while now.
If you park on the tracks, they say a pigeon will leave their feather prints.
Some people put a ribbon on their antenna to find their car in the parking lot…
When people in Florida “forget” where they parked, it’s usually an alligator that ate the car.