Ugh, I feel like I'm being offensive with these. I promise I'm coming from a place of inclusion. Here are pictures of sweets.
My girlfriend doesn't use a lot of perfume, but some of my lady friends do. Ugh, I'm grasping at straws here.
It should be noted that I am a man and most of these pictures are largely based on things my girlfriend likes. Women love kittens, right?
Tell my wife I died with a smile on my face and this picture of a cat posing like a pin up model in my head.
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.