This snapshot is going to be up there with some of the great spots photography of all time.
Hey remember earlier this year when I said you'd be a horrible president? Good times!
All my friends are out drinking egg nog and I'm on my couch watching "Christmas Vacation" for the fifth time this week.
God I miss those 100 degree days when I had sweat dripping from my armpits.
It's not even like the "I" and "E" keys are even close to each other on the keyboard.
I only took 8 Tequila shots followed by 3 slices of pizza why do I feel so shitty?
I really wanted an A but I'm cool with this D that got rounded up to a C- on a curve.
White sox: Chris Sale is the guy we can build a winning franchise around. White sox to White sox: Trade him.
If you love Bart Simpson and Michael Jordan but hate wearing official merchandise, you'll love this shirt.
We all remember Michael Jackson in The Goonies… yeah.. that’s why he was on set. Nothing else.