This snapshot is going to be up there with some of the great spots photography of all time.
All my friends are out drinking egg nog and I'm on my couch watching "Christmas Vacation" for the fifth time this week.
It's not even like the "I" and "E" keys are even close to each other on the keyboard.
God I miss those 100 degree days when I had sweat dripping from my armpits.
I only took 8 Tequila shots followed by 3 slices of pizza why do I feel so shitty?
Hey remember earlier this year when I said you'd be a horrible president? Good times!