This snapshot is going to be up there with some of the great spots photography of all time.
I only took 8 Tequila shots followed by 3 slices of pizza why do I feel so shitty?
All my friends are out drinking egg nog and I'm on my couch watching "Christmas Vacation" for the fifth time this week.
God I miss those 100 degree days when I had sweat dripping from my armpits.
It's not even like the "I" and "E" keys are even close to each other on the keyboard.
White sox: Chris Sale is the guy we can build a winning franchise around. White sox to White sox: Trade him.
I really wanted an A but I'm cool with this D that got rounded up to a C- on a curve.
Hey remember earlier this year when I said you'd be a horrible president? Good times!