I don't think comparing us to a police state is the right way to go with this. Good try, though!
If dogs ran the police force, humans that shave dogs would be in jail and all mail people would be executed.
Guy defends himself after police bust him for trying to have sex with a 12-year-old - part two.
Guy defends himself after police bust him for trying to have sex with a 12-year-old - part one.