The rest of the semester, dude in the middle kept bragging he his broke a bed from so many girls on it.
Did I overstep my military might by attempting to take over Sarcasm Kingdom with my Irony Forces? Perhaps.
Draenei is a nice girl unless you have a foot fetish. Then she is a nightmare.
This took a few hours to clean up because I don't own a ladder, so I just had to jump over and over again which was taxing on my knees.
In 2013, a Chicago man named Marco Alvarado told police who pulled him over 'I'm gonna be real with you, I have a gun in my ass.' The cops then found a gun in his ass.
“Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass…”
Some people thought this ad suggested a 14-year-old girl had decided to commit suicide by allowing a train to run over her but I don't see it
Wow, Google Maps can now give you directions to a girl who needs a ride. NICE.