They are selling all of those Jurassic Park VHS tapes for his college education.
Everyone needs a license, even people who pose nude for those college painting courses.
The website sets up women who are looking to travel but lack the funds, with men who want to travel, have money and want to bang young women.
Considering how expensive Gordon's restaurants are, this means you'll be wildly successful.
College may teach you books, but that doesn't mean you're any smarter than before.
This guy couldn't afford Force Awakens tickets, had to get the 'too first.
Moving into your college dorm with your 'ball map' because who knows what a globe is.