This took no time at all to clean up, but I JUST waxed this floor and had to do it again after, which took a while.
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
This took a few hours to clean up. At the bottom of this chair pile, I found my shattered mop bucket. Why do these kids hate me?
If my girlfriend proposed to me with a pair of brass knuckles instead of a wedding ring I would say 'sure.'
This took an hour to clean up. I was allowed to keep the tinfoil afterwards, which was like a Christmas bonus for me. It was the best day of my life.
This only took one minute to clean, but I stood on a chair to grab the sign and I fell, badly spraining my back.
Tell my wife I died with a smile on my face and this picture of a cat posing like a pin up model in my head.
As a man, it is my goal to explain how these photos were taken out of context. That table may look like a man, but it's not. It's a table.
A guy making a weird face behind a group of people posing for a picture? Looks like a photobomb to me!
My girlfriend has a lot of pillows! I assume that's accurate of most women!