If you can get off to Egyptian mummy porn, you may need to seek professional help.
Guess that crossover of 'Cars' and 'How to Train Your Dragon' is happening after all.
Somewhere out there some guy is dreaming about sticking his dick into the exhaust of an airplane.
This is from a movie called 'Edward Penis Hands' and it is exactly what you'd expect, except he has penises for hands instead of fingers. Like, I was hoping he'd have five dicks on each hand but sadly that was not the case.