Launch is my favorite meal of the day. Did I mention I’m an astronaut and that’s what we call lunch?
Did I forget to mention that these fish's adopted parents are a family of ducks?
Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
I Hope She Doesn’t Pass Out With The Blood Rushing To Her Head, Because I Almost Did
This man used the $20 he saved by cutting his own hair to buy a giant banner that says 'Parents Suck' which he hangs above his garage. Did I mention he's a grown man and not a teenager?