I'm sorry, I just got word from one of my loyal subjects, Apparently there is a threat on my King Sarcasm crown.
Now that's what I call a CATerpillar, am I right everybody? Right? You get it ... because caterpillars are long. Anyway, I'm Bryan Brown. That's my time. Be sure and tip your server.
If I could go back in time and prevent one catastrophe from happening my choice would be to prevent the Barbie dress from happening. Also, this is a tinfoil dress.
Kirsan Ilyumzhinov former President of the Russian Republic of Kalmykia claims aliens invented Chess and he was abducted.