‘There’s nothing wrong with talking about what you did overseas, what not to do, what to do.’
‘I'm like, no way, that person isn't good looking. What are you talking about?'
'We all do it, just don't beat yourself up if you feel like you see all these celluliteless peeps out there.’
'This is what I got from my dear Grandma for christmas last year. It’s a paper pug that you assemble, and basically just sits there. It’s supposed to be “all the fun of a real dog without the mess!''
19. Aleister Crowley Called himself The Great Beast 666.. but he Wasn't a Satanist