I found this article in a local newspaper. It's titled "Man removes sharp hand tool from rear at gunpoint" and in case you can't read it, this is what it says...
EL CERRITO, Calif. (MCT)- Police arrested a naked man caught masturbating on a bike path Thursday after officers and firefighters stood guard while he removed a sharp tool from his rectum.
"The Fire Department had determined that he would need to go to the hospital to have it removed," El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan said. "But when he heard what they were talking about he said, 'Hey, don't worry about it. I can do it.'"
Mindful that a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape could be used as a weapon, officers kept their weapons trained on 33-year-old John Sheehan throughout the delicate operation.
Sheehan went quietly afterward, without explanation.