Pinching off a deuce in front of your significant other: cool or NOT cool?
Oh man, a shot at husbands? My sensitive husband skin can't take it. Sure, I made fun of wives twice but this is too far.
But fails are so sweet and I am the fail monster. I can't help my weird diet.
My doctor says if I keep eating fails, he'll have to cut off one of my seven feet.
Did I overstep my military might by attempting to take over Sarcasm Kingdom with my Irony Forces? Perhaps.