My job was to deliver the plants. The packages were like that when I got there.
“A year ago, I made my husband promise to still love my body after I gave birth.”
I was worried someone was going to steal my delivery truck and this seemed like the best way to keep it safe
I knocked as hard as I could, but my hands are literally made of soft bread.
I cut myself shaving earlier today and my cut just wouldn't stop bleeding. That's why this package is bloody.
This is how my boss told me to park Fed Ex trucks. He's been fired for a while now.
The people who I was delivering the package to actually live in that bush, so I did my job well here.