Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
'My wife's turtle, Speedbump, went missing in the yard 20 years ago. My MIL found him this year and broke the news to my wife in a present.'
Tell my wife I died with a smile on my face and this picture of a cat posing like a pin up model in my head.
We found Waldo. What's he doing in my wife's underwear? Waldo! Get out of there!
This only took a few minutes to clean up, but these bras belong to my dead wife. WHY WOULD KIDS DO THIS!?
TELL MY WIFE AND KIDS I DIED DOING WHAT I LOVE, BEING ENRAGED BY OTHER PEOPLE'S WEALTH.