This guy was friend zoned by his workout partner but will settle for this.
Hey, what the hell are you calling security for? I know my rights! I read the box DON'T TASE ME BRO
They chose to honor a different definition of what this sign is saying and I love it. What will my partner think!?
I had my partner search your pockets and we've got 4 joints, a bong and a vape pen.