‘There was no pressure, I'm so proud of my body that blessed me with the best gift life can offer - my son.’
‘It's not about them, or me, the priority is to make sure my son gets the nutrition he needs.’
Instead of having a son, he hired Verne Troyer to show up and pretend to be a baby.
As a writer, I relate to this and love it more than even my own son. C-minus.
To be fair they ran a father- son boat race against each other every year.